Nimrod

An ancient king who died of suffocation after wondering aloud to his guards what it would be like to have your own head stuck up your ass.

Nimrod: Guards, I have a proposal

muffled speech, sound of body hitting marble floor

by adamzan September 02, 2007

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nimrod

“have you ever heard of karl jacobs?”
“you mean the nimrod??”

by penises123 November 14, 2020

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A rod used to measure the oil level of the whatchamacallit

please check the nimrod

by quagblar March 03, 2007

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by Ben re tar f September 08, 2016

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November is just a month full of nimrods.

"It's Nimrod November!"

by cryingintheclub December 08, 2020

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NIMROD VISHALL WHO IS SRILANKAN BOY WHO WILLBE GRAT REVOLLUTION IN SRILANKAN CRICKET HISTORY .HIS FRIEND PREETHI WOULD BE MAIN TO HIS SUCCESS

BRAVE AS NIMROD VISHALL

by QUOTES DAILY December 06, 2021

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To consistently hit/launch objects towards a pre-arranged target.

I’m gonna be nimrodding Mr. Harris’ house with paintballs, you in?

by Kylobob Squarenigga November 29, 2017

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