Nimrod

An ancient king who died of suffocation after wondering aloud to his guards what it would be like to have your own head stuck up your ass.

Nimrod: Guards, I have a proposal

muffled speech, sound of body hitting marble floor

by adamzan September 10, 2007

nimrod

karl jacobs

“have you ever heard of karl jacobs?”
“you mean the nimrod??”

by penises123 November 13, 2020

nimrod

A rod used to measure the oil level of the whatchamacallit

please check the nimrod

by quagblar March 4, 2007

Nimrod

Fucking dicked with no friends

He a nimrod a retard

by Ben re tar f September 8, 2016

Nimrod November

November is just a month full of nimrods.

"It's Nimrod November!"

by cryingintheclub December 8, 2020

NIMROD VISHALL

NIMROD VISHALL WHO IS SRILANKAN BOY WHO WILLBE GRAT REVOLLUTION IN SRILANKAN CRICKET HISTORY .HIS FRIEND PREETHI WOULD BE MAIN TO HIS SUCCESS

BRAVE AS NIMROD VISHALL

by QUOTES DAILY December 6, 2021

nimrod

a IDIOT!!!

Liz thought Noon wasn't an alpha..she's such a nimrod for that!

by nooniepie October 18, 2023