newped

When you and another person are smoking Newports and you both place them down on the ashtray, getting distracted, then end up taking the hundreds instead of your shorts, then realizing the difference in taste

"Dog ... you just Newped!"

by 123imabitch456 May 12, 2016

Newsed

To buy something that has already been used, such as from a thrift shop.

"Wow, I like your shirt. Is it new?"
"Actually, it's newsed."

by Savvy_Shopper January 18, 2012

Netted Shorts

Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).

It feels great to wear my new netted shorts without any underwear!

by Marauder04 December 27, 2009

newedge

To get scammed or conned, especially by someone who has utter contempt for you, or dresses like a pirate.

So my lawyer sends me two bills and I ask him... are you trying to newedge me?

by Kathy Benton December 12, 2007

newbed

To be hassled by the lesser forms of life known as newbies.

Roofles, you just got newbed.

by Steve Gibson November 23, 2002

Nexted

The act of text messaging someone even though they are standing right next to you or near you, so that no one else knows what they are thinking or saying.

I wanted to tell her how badly I want in her pants during our meeting with the chairman of the board, but I couldn't, so I just nexted her...

by booperguy July 10, 2010

Nexted

A pop-culture reference to the not-so-popular MTV dating show "Next" that suggests one has dumped or "nexted" his or her spouse, lover, or romantic interest of the time being.

Rachel: "So what happened to that Joe guy you used to date."

Sarah: "Oh, he had crabs, so I totally nexted him."

by StarQueenBitch April 9, 2010