negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages

To have a rather large bowel movement, especially if one has been constipated.

"Ooh! That coffee and cigarette are really doing the trick. I have to go the the bathroom and negotiate for the release of some chocolate hostages."

by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008

negotiate

an associate that is also black.

Sup my negotiate.

by Ink_Smoov November 5, 2021

negotiate

An associate who is also black.

Sup my negotiate

by Ink_Smoov November 5, 2021

Negoviate

A combination of negotiating and navigating. This is most pertinent if your ‘erotic assailant’ is in the same ‘interview room’ with you.

When you are a ‘vulnerable’ female being accused of something, that was not strictly the case, and in the proceedings you were ‘erotically assaulted’ by a LEO - your are probably going to have to start Negoviating - to Negoviate.

by Nutzdeep July 13, 2023

Retro-negotiate

Retro-negotiate: To offer up new terms and conditions to a deal previously made when the outcome does not go your way.

Joe thought he would win the bet but when he lost, he tried to retro-negotiate the amount he now owed.

by t-boy January 19, 2018

we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022

negyiated

The denial of agreement.

Pears says : "Hey Brian this mountain dew is the bomb!"
Brian says : "Ya it is, I love it."
Pears says : "Hey Stacey, see Brian loves the mountain dew too."
Brian says : "Bullshit, I hate mountain dew."
Pears says : "Oh what the hell, why you just negyiated."

by JNN-Iraq May 31, 2007