Narwhals

A underwater unicorn.

Man, narwhalsare so magical!

by lowkey_lilyyyy May 4, 2018

narwhal

epic creation of unicorns

whoa dude that narwhal reminds of a unicorn!

by fairytailmaster May 16, 2011

narwhale

a mythical creature that is a cross between a dolphin and a unicorn. is the shape of a dolphin/killer whale with a unicorn horn

i enjoyed the story about the narwhale

by yuykdgzfxh.gjxhfkhvcnvtirutydj February 4, 2010

narwhal

the greatest animal in the animal kingdom; probably the result of a one night stand between a unicorn and a whale

Wow that narwhal is so majestic and awesome! What does it mean?

by jopethedope December 14, 2010

narwhal

any such activity being of the sick tight varietal, ultimately resulting in a "fuckin a"

OH MY, good sir, those jive cats were laying down some narwhal jimmy jams last night.

by Dewgong Kochblacher April 1, 2009

narwhal

Noun:
1. A serving of wine-tea with a partial shot of Jägermeister dropped into it. Traditionally an average sized cup is used for the wine-tea and a small oriental teacup is used for the Jägermeister. Unlike the similar Jägerbomb, a narwhal need not be slammed, and is in fact very pleasant to simply sip, with small amounts of Jäger slowly diffusing into the wine-tea.

2. The unicorn of the sea, and inventor of the shish kebab.

Verb:
1. To stab with a large piercing device, such as a sword or 9 foot long icicle, often in an epic or entertaining fashion.

Noun:
1. A black tea and Chardonnay wine-tea makes for a delicious narwhal.
2. Look at the size of that narwhal's horn!

Verb:
1. Remember that guy who got narwhaled by a blue icicle from a leaky airplane lavatory?

by neyen December 3, 2010

narwhal

n - a non-kinky human who is utterly normal, vanilla, mundane, boring, a yuppie, and/or a douchebag

You know, when you spank me in front of the open window at night, I bet it really freaks out the neighborhood narwhals.

by menace to propriety August 15, 2009