narcissist

A person who’s learned from their childhood environment that being self centered is ok. And because of their toxic insecurities they need constant attention (positive or negative) from everyone around them.

“Omg, she is such a fucking narcissist.”

by spookybaby<3 May 24, 2019

narcisciter

Noun. An academic who excessively cites their own work.

Half his citations are to his own articles, even though none of them are original. He’s such a narcisciter.

by Sean McSean O'Sean FitzSean July 15, 2021

Narcissist

an inflated ego with a fragile sense of self. uses manipulative tactics (such as gaslighting) to control his supply. a narcissist is unable to handle ego injury and will go out of his way to avoid this or seek revenge for this. narcissists tend to be domestic abusers (control) or other criminals, many incarcerated. narcissists tend to live in a fantasy land where they deserve only the best and their actions are justified; they also like to re-write history to suit their needs.

“i am not a narcissist because i obviously have empathy...i love you, you stupid cunt!”
“i didn’t take the cookie!” (...as the narcissist holds the cookie in his hand)
“i’m an abusive narcissist? you’re crazy for even thinking that!”

by jessfaerman October 9, 2019

narci-tastic

The act of owning and embracing one's own narcissism.

Judy: "No, you didn't just pull out a vanity mirror from your pocket. You are so narcissistic."

Stan: "Not narcissistic. Narci-tastic. Now hold this mirror for me. Hair this fine takes two hands to fluff."

by Jim Jerka May 2, 2011

Narcissistic Facebook Disorder

When somebody obsessively trolls the Facebook status updates, comments, photographs, video posts and likes of their Facebook colleagues and manages to interpret every post as having a go at them. This is generally followed by a spate of angry personal messages from any one of their several fake accounts to generate a perception of false support from their 'friends'.

Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"

Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".

by Amanda Lee Smith July 13, 2012

Narcissist

Jada Pinkett Smith

Will Smith is married to a grade A narcissist.

by Elkrib April 21, 2022

soft narcissist

The worst type of narcissist and all around pretender, capable of acting like they have empathy, sympathy, are altruistic and act as if they want to be in a relationship. In reality, they are not capable of connecting and forming normal attachment bonds with others.
Creating a false reality that earns them respect and status, no one is truly close to the soft narcissist for their castle would crumble if anyone realized who they really were.

In need of constant praise, most often from the opposite sex, their victims are left feeling unworthy, like they are "never enough," suspicious and due to the myriad of lies, untrusting.

Soft narcissists use the same tactics to drag people into their web as the outward narcissist does, unfortunately because it seems as if they're "nice," their victims spend even longer in relationships with them before realizing it's all a big horrific show and THEY are the clown.
Breadcrumbing, deceit, gas lighting, devaluation and discarding... It's the same cycle, just softer.

She spent years of her life waiting for this "nice" guy to wake up and come around, only to realize after all the bread crumbing that he was just a soft narcissist, stringing her along.

by HealthyMomNextDoor April 8, 2017