nakirian

Nakirian
An individual (mainly based in the Midlands) who regularly participates in ratchet activities especially at Nakira followed by a recovery day at Ekhaya.

Did you hear about that nakirian who gave head to the bounce to avoid paying £10 to enter.

by Sister Bettina June 20, 2019

Jizz Napkin

A nickname for a mask. Typically worn during the COVID-19 pandemic.

I don’t want to wear a jizz napkin.

by lukedog56 May 2, 2021

Napierboyzified

Noun: The name given to a person who has completed the tragic cycle that turns otherwise good and pure little boys are into douchebag's and hoodrat niggers who think its a challenge to see who can act the dumbest at a party that night and who can talk like they're the biggest, hardest Maori when they're all actually white, while they brag about how much weed they smoke

Oh that just Reuben Cooper, he's been Napierboyzified

by Davey Bugatti June 9, 2011

crap napkin

Basically...a crap napkin would be a napkin that you use to wipe the crap from your sphincter, which of course you would only do if you ran out of toilet paper. Therefore, a person (being a crap napkin) would be a tool, and not even a very good tool at that. A tool that you would only use if all other tools were used up. Like a wrench made out of twigs and rabbit shit.

Bob (to Herman the tool) - Shut up you little crap napkin...

Henry (to Herman the tool) - Yeah, why don't you go tickle your butthole somewhere else you giggling whore.

Herman the tool - (No comeback because he's just a shitty old crap napkin)

by David Breeden May 30, 2006

Upfront Napkin

The act of taking notes on a a napkin at a business meeting, power lunch, a cafe and/or at school. the act is useful if you need to save an idea for later and don't have paper to write on. (idea first heard on adult swim)

Upfront napkin came in handy for taking notes in algebra II, i got an A on that last test!

by Dragoon464 November 21, 2011

nackin' noni

1. To orally please a woman. 2. To use a technique so well that she wants you to stop, but doesn't want you to stop.

She was hoping I would nack the noni.

If you always nack the noni like that she will be very happy.

She was telling all her friends about how much I was nackin' noni last night.

by coruscatio May 11, 2010

nankisist

Some one who doesnt invite you to do things even thought they said they would

Nanki is being such a nankisist, I wasn't invited to her party.

by Jarvis69 January 2, 2020