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nader

On-the-go bong for hitting fat ass blunts when they get too small.
"Yo man we needa nader."
"Yeah, grab a fiji, they're the best yo!"

"That velez is so small, go to wawa we need a nader."
by Steve K wussup June 13, 2006
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Ralph Nader

(n) 1. A politician who would have won the 2000 election if Al Gore didn't steal almost all of his votes and then have his brainwashed supporters turn around and falsely claim that said politician stole Al Gore's votes, because (according to their twisted form of 'logic') all votes truly belong to Democrats until people such as said politican use their evil satanic powers to convince people that elections are not horseraces and that voters should vote for who thay think should run the country, and not necessarily who will win.
Ross Perot was George the Elder's Ralph Nader.
by CommieDog August 10, 2005
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Nader

A man who, if in an utopistic parallel universe was elected as the president of the United States, would reduce the plight of people in his country as well as other countries a metric shitload more than any of his fellow candidates.
A: I don't know whether to vote for Bush or Kerry...
B: Don't be a shitmuncher and follow the polarization the mass media is feeding you. There is a third alternative. Vote for Nader.
by PoopyPoo October 24, 2004
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Nader

A water bottle with 2 holes in it, burnt from a lighter. One for a carb and one for a roach. You milk it , the chamber fills up, and you take your thrumb off the card and clear it. Invented in South Jersey in the Toms River- Seaside area.
Person "Hey i gotta roach left over from last night. Wanna get it on it ?"
Other person "Alright, just gimme a second to make the nader. I brought my lighter bro, dont worry"
by Edward Fucknoodle August 1, 2009
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Nader Laugh

A Middle-eastern rapid fire laugh that sounds like an entoxicated dolphin.
That's what she said
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What a Nader Laugh.
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naider

A naider is a water bottle with 2 holes burnt in the bottom one small enough to allow a blunt roach to fit snug into it to be pulled through the bottle, another to be used as a carb to help clear the bottle of the smoke that was pulled from that blunt roach.
Yo you wanna naider that Blunt?
by Smoky the bandit May 16, 2008
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Straight Nandermo

A global phenomenon created by twitter users MILFSFORSTEDE and nandor the relentless being abandoned at a train station. This iconic phrase was created during the nationwide sweep of #RBRy2022.

This phrase proves that Nandor the Relentless and Guillermo De La Cruz are not in love, and are both heterosexuals.
“I feel like Guillermo and Nandor would be such a cute couple, is it canon?”

“No, shut the fuck up, you just got straight nandermoed.”
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