The act of purchasing a food product based upon the Nutritional Facts guide on the package, then later realizing the serving size has been scaled down to something a small insect would ingest.
You: "Heidi you just ate that whole bag of chips!"
Heidi: "It's okay, it only had 2 grams of fat."
You: "You just got Nutritional Fucked, that's per chip dummy!"
Heidi: "It's okay, it only had 2 grams of fat."
You: "You just got Nutritional Fucked, that's per chip dummy!"
by Fred Casey October 17, 2016
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That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.
by superjorge69 November 22, 2016
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nu·tri·tize pronounced: noo-tri-tize
–verb
1. the pursuit of having a healthy business and making your current business healthier for consumers;
2. to analyze and publicize nutrition information.
Used in a sentence:
* I would like to nutritize™ my restaurant.
* I would like to nutritize™ the foods I eat.
* That restaurant has nutritized™ their menu.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we make our food.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we do business.
* We have the nutritize™ seal of approval.
For more information see: www.Nutritize.com
What is Nutritize™ ?
nu·tri·tize pronounced: noo-tri-tize
–verb
1. the pursuit of having a healthy business and making your current business healthier for consumers;
2. to analyze and publicize nutrition information.
Used in a sentence:
* I would like to nutritize™ my restaurant.
* I would like to nutritize™ the foods I eat.
* That restaurant has nutritized™ their menu.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we make our food.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we do business.
* We have the nutritize™ seal of approval.
For more information see: www.Nutritize.com
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My sister the "Nutritionista" - she shops at Whole Foods, is always drinking water, does yoga, takes lots of vitamins. Damn, her skin looks great for her age...
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