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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 22, 2006
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Nutbane

The pain one feels in the testes after overexposure to masturbation.
Dude, I was jackin' the pork sword for like two hours last night, got me front row tickets to the nutbane show." "Got some serious nutbane. Should probably stop including the workbench vise in my routine.
by anonymous nova May 16, 2011
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nuthand

nuthand is the supreme force and driving power that lies within pagan terrorists everywhere.
NUTHAND is upon you defecat0r.
by lg May 24, 2004
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Nutbanger

A near impossible basketball shot patented by Kobe "I'd rather shoot over 3 defenders than pass to an open teammate" Bryant. There are many variations on the Nutbanger shot but the general idea is that Kobe will dribble the ball far too long and allow 2 or 3 defenders to rush him and start smashing him in the nuts. Faced with this situation instead of passing to an open teammate Kobe often attempts a 30 foot turn around fadeaway backflip over the scorers table shot that usually misses.
1. Did you see that Nutbanger by kobe last night ? It missed and the Lakers lost but it nearly hit the rim and was very fun to watch.

2. Lamar Odom was open and calling for the ball but kobe jacked up a Nutbanger instead and missed and the Lakers lost the game.
by Laker John September 20, 2008
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Numanic

Numanic refers to a woman's irritated, impatient and at times short fused behaviour and temperament during her monthly ministerial cycle.
A woman's ministerial cycle may effect her temperament or make her irritable and short fused and in result she may act Numanic.
by Baron Neville October 15, 2016
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nutmonger

the seller of nuts.
"That nutmonger over thre is selling nuts."
by An evil man July 28, 2003
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nuthanger

chick who will hang on every guys nuts so she’ll be the raddest chick and their best girl friend. A nut hanger will mold themselves into anyone, because they lack the confidence to be themselves. They also lack any real friendships with girls (which is sad). The nut hanger also lacks the knowledge that guys will always stick with guys, no matter how much you are “like a dude”….leaving you out constantly. The nut hanger will then bitch, whine, and moan because they’re not always invited--which will then lead to an eventual loss of “friendship”-- where the nut hanger will then move onto the next group of dudes.
If a chick asks dudes if she's their number one girl friend she's a nuthanger.
by truefriend723 January 12, 2010
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