Nutty the horse

This horse is the living god of stallions, living in the wild outback of Montana with a top speed of 90km/h and lush brown hair. Only the best of horse tamers can ride this wild beast

"He did you see Julian Hayden riding Nutty the horse?"
"He tamed Nutty?, what a fucking alpha chad"

by christine_is_a_milf September 22, 2019

Big nutty

A Illinois native with Egyptian origins, former track star and school celebrity. He is known for his great sense of humor, extensive drug knowledge and pharmacology entailing his complex supplement regimen. A rap music enjoyer and a fortnite god.

There is only one Big nutty but however, he calls anyone he pleases the name Big nutty. Usually the people who he "fucks wit".

Coach Olson: Heyy whats going on Big nutty?

Big nutty: Oh who told you about the term "Big nutty"?

Coach Olson: You ARE Big nutty, we must know!

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Matthew: So how is i going with Jessica?

Big nutty: Pretty smooth, yk me dawg. I play it cool.
Matthew: Ohh yes, shes getting the Big NUTTY experience

Big nutty: Whoa calm down there bud, big nutty isn't sexual by any means, but only if you insist.

by BigNutty69420 September 6, 2022

nuttymadam

A batshit crazy british woman who posts videos on youtube about twilight. When she isn't contradicting herself and ranting in her videos, she is filming her reactions to anything and everything Twilight-related

Fun facts:
She says she cried for 90 minutes after she finished Breaking Dawn
She's seen the movie Twilight over 5 times
She wants a Renesmee
She is apparently some sort of greasy monster
She has met many people from the Twilight cast
Everyone hates her
She looks like a manatee

Direct quotes from nuttymadam:
"UHMAZING BUUUUUUUHK"
"Stephenie Meyer is a genius -- YEAH HUH, YEAH HUH"
"You ungrateful little TURD"
"FUCK YOU STEVEN KING"
"Renesmee rocks, she is the coolest little girl ever -- I WANT ONE"

by Pseudonymous B. D. Bosch November 29, 2009

The Nutty Professor

–noun, singular; Similar to the bodyshot; The ballsack is stretched and pulled slightly downward to create a bowl-like enclosure. A shot is then poured into the temporary enclosure and consumed by a classy woman.

The Nutty Professor: "I threw a formal dinner party last night. Since I was the host of the party, it was common courtesy to give out Nutty Professor's to every female guest."

by Manafort Chubbz March 17, 2010

Nutty Call

When a guy video calls someone so that they can watch him orgasm. Updated version of a booty call

That load you shot on your nutty call was huge

by QuietlyElle December 20, 2018

Nutty North

Slang term for northern California.

"Nutty" can also be used independently and have the same meaning.

"How's things goin in So Cal man?"

"They coo but im ready to shoot back to the nutty north"

OR

"They coo but im ready to shoot back to the nutty"

by Professor Sexenstein March 13, 2007

nutty richard

The sexual art of lubing up with chunky peanut butter before engaging in a hearty round of buttsex.

"Yo, Nick's roommate gave her the nutty richard so hard she was shitting peanuts for a week!"

by The Midnight Marauders September 7, 2009