NPS

Non-penetration special

Last night I gave Sanzo the NPS and she creamed!

by Just Cause i am Wondering January 23, 2009

np

1. A nudy pic usually sent with a cell phone.

Bitch send me an np you fucking whore!

by bladehadley March 11, 2010

np

It means Nigga Please

1st guy: Can i have some of that candy bar?

2nd: Np

by lovette April 17, 2007

np

Nonuple penetration.

3 dicks in the ass
3 dicks in the pussy
3 dicks in the mouth

OR:

6 dicks in the ass
2 dicks in the pussy
1 dick in the mouth

etc...

by fuckyouyoufuckinfuck September 9, 2004

np

no problem

Person 1: can you help me clean up?
Person 2: yes!
Person 1: thank you!
Person 2: np!

by BriLila9891 August 6, 2015

np

short for 'new pussy', a girl you have not previously banged. a discrete way of talking about banging new girls without giving it away. the object of many wagers between friends.

Bo is having a career year NP year, he's banged over 10 girls this year alone!
I bet you $200 I get NP before you do.

by TheHypeKid October 14, 2005

NPS

Nuts Per Session; not many men can but multiple times without a cooldown time, but those who can often keep count of their NPS.

Guy 1: “Dude, I started tracking my avg. NPS, and it’s all the way up to 3.4!”
Guy 2: “Man, tell me that when I care. No one wants to constantly hear about how you nut more than them. Fuck off.”
Guy 1: “Fair point. I’ll keep that between me and my girlfriend for now.”
Guy 2: “Thanks for respecting my conversational boundaries, bro.”

by CommunistBear May 17, 2018