Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.
Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!
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Jimin, U Got No Jams
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a no jammer is when someone in the fandom of bts (named ARMY) are cringy, annoying, or unrealistic. the term "no jammer" comes from a video with the group's leader telling jimin, out of context, "you got no jams", which became a known joke. this group also includes koreaboos
normal ARMY: did you see that photo of jimin?
no jammer: omg yes!! it was so hot i want him to date me 😍 ugh i wish i was korean!
no jammer: omg yes!! it was so hot i want him to date me 😍 ugh i wish i was korean!
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Teddy: "Yea man, no jive. But it was with a girl."
Teddy: "Yea man, no jive. But it was with a girl."
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