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network executive

Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.
The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.
by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003
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network nazi

Someone who lives in the same house as you, and controls the in-home network in Nazi fashion.
William wont let me forward any ports on our router.. not even for remote desktop. Hes being a Network Nazi.
by Maxtor27 August 19, 2011
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Network 23

a group of toronto people dedicated to experiencing music, art and expression in a non-monetary fashion... by throwing underground club+rave events that are cross-genre and cross-scene..
and focus on the MUSIC and the PEOPLE..not the buck.
Have you been to a Network 23 Event yet?
by blipvert January 21, 2004
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Network marrage

In some societies a man can be married to any number of wives who can also be married to any number of husbands who in there turn can be married to any number of wives and so on so that the pattern on marrages looks like a network.
some have proposed this for our society.
by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2009
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Network Pimp

A person who adds large numbers of people to their Facebook or Myspace and uses them for one night stands.
Me: Where were you last night?
Ivan Pedroza: Man, I ran into a couple of my bootycalls from facebook.
Me: You fucking Network Pimp!
by Jackmehoffson December 2, 2010
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network date

a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.
girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?

girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..

girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..

girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.
by nospaceshipsgo September 3, 2009
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network hobbit

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.
Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.
by DStar75 March 3, 2011
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