Neanderthesbian

She who is a striking combination of a Neanderthal and a Thesbian (a woman that is so ugly and masculine that she has to resort to lesbianism for sex).

"Yo Jethro, that bitch looks like a Neanderthesbian."

"For sure. That is one disgusting human"

by The Lin August 27, 2009

neanderthug

A portmanteau of Neanderthal and thug. Ironic because the 'th' in both words should pronounced more like 'neander-tall' and 'tug' based on the German and Hindi etymologies. Often used to describe White people because only people with 100% Sub-Saharan African origins lack neanderthal DNA.

"Wow, Chad is such a neanderthug!"

"I know, he behaves like an animal!"

by neanderthugexpert July 18, 2017

Neanderthug

“A bigoted wilfully ignorant abusive aggressive stubborn misogynistic oversexed hyper-masculine probably criminal White Man.”

Many white men claim they're the master race but they're really just neanderthugs at heart.

by Odin44 November 17, 2018

meanderthal

People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.

I would have been here ten minutes earlier if I hadn't been stuck behind that meanderthal.

by dswenson June 11, 2006

Meanderthal

A person with nowhere to go and nothing to do who wanders the sidewalks aimlessly in a swervy, slow path that blocks the paths of people who do have somewhere to go and something to do.

I was supposed to be at the Museum of Natural History thirty minutes ago but my path was slowed and at times completely blocked by roving packs of meanderthals.

by mymarwit July 20, 2010

neandertool

Similar to any typically frat-going douche or tool, but with a caveman-like heavy brow and constantly confused expression.

Look at that stupid-looking guy with the popped collar. What a Neandertool!

by Hobo Erectus March 1, 2010

Teanderthal

Tea Party member, someone who staples tea bags on their hat while strapping on guns to attend a political rally. Someone who salutes a yellow flag depicting a snake with the admonition "Don't Tread on Me". A Tea Party advocate who publishes target symbols on elected members of Congress while chanting militaristic slogans such as "don't retreat, reload". Someone who believes that others do not deserve the decent pay, benefits or health care they expect for themselves. A hypocrite. A cave dweller. Troglodyte.

Teanderthal Rand Paul (R-KY) is the first Tea Party member elected to the United States Senate.

by wshaw March 19, 2011