by n00bian alliance August 26, 2007
by i cant find a bloody username June 20, 2009
One of the most annoying types of people on the internet.
They are usually very stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they know everything.
They also almost always think they're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong.
Also, n00bs tend to spell or type like fucking dumbasses.
N00bs are dubious, according to poketron.
Example 1 below is based on real life events.
And Example 2 is pretty much exactly what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.
They are usually very stupid when it comes to computers, but they think they know everything.
They also almost always think they're opinion is right, even if it is plainly wrong.
Also, n00bs tend to spell or type like fucking dumbasses.
N00bs are dubious, according to poketron.
Example 1 below is based on real life events.
And Example 2 is pretty much exactly what happened with a different n00b than Ex 1.
Ex. 1:
n00b: OMG i Love toki Hotel!
Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel.
n00b: no Its Not, its Toki hotel.
Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking faggot.
n00b: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*! you're Stil Nice, tho. :)
Person: Fag.
Ex. 2:
Person: N00b.
n00b: what does that mean?!
Person: Hahah, the n00b doesn't even know what a n00b is!
n00b: No, can you tell me?
Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find out yourself.
n00b: Find out how?!
Person2: See that little thing you type in on the top right corner of your browser?
n00b: Whats a browser? Like from Mario? lol I don't get it!
Person: Oh my fucking God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press F4 at the same time, its pretty cool.
n00b: i did that and dashboard and expose preferences came up! Why did you want me to do that? lol
Person: If that's what happened, then you failed.
n00b: I think I'm using an apple if that makes a diffrence.
Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker.
Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple. Apple makes Macs. The computer isn't an Apple.
And yes, that makes a difference.
But you're still a total n00b.
Person: Okay, n00b, just press the command key and hold it while pressing W, it does the same thing.
n00b: ok I did it and it closed! what the heck?
Person: You did it wrong. Try again.
~In memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total n00bs of Smosh.com~
n00b: OMG i Love toki Hotel!
Person: ...Its Tokio Hotel.
n00b: no Its Not, its Toki hotel.
Person: Seriously, stop. Its Tokio Hotel, you're a fucking faggot.
n00b: please Don't say the f thing or f*g*o*! you're Stil Nice, tho. :)
Person: Fag.
Ex. 2:
Person: N00b.
n00b: what does that mean?!
Person: Hahah, the n00b doesn't even know what a n00b is!
n00b: No, can you tell me?
Person: Wooooow. And, no, go find out yourself.
n00b: Find out how?!
Person2: See that little thing you type in on the top right corner of your browser?
n00b: Whats a browser? Like from Mario? lol I don't get it!
Person: Oh my fucking God. Get off the internet. Oh, and you should hold down the Alt key and press F4 at the same time, its pretty cool.
n00b: i did that and dashboard and expose preferences came up! Why did you want me to do that? lol
Person: If that's what happened, then you failed.
n00b: I think I'm using an apple if that makes a diffrence.
Person2: It does. I'm sorry. For Windows, it opens a virtual cotton candy maker.
Person: Kay, well its called a "Mac" not an Apple. Apple makes Macs. The computer isn't an Apple.
And yes, that makes a difference.
But you're still a total n00b.
Person: Okay, n00b, just press the command key and hold it while pressing W, it does the same thing.
n00b: ok I did it and it closed! what the heck?
Person: You did it wrong. Try again.
~In memory of turnitupto11 and I_Liked_Ants, the two total n00bs of Smosh.com~
by dinocorn-goat September 12, 2008
by Hyperpixie, y'all January 17, 2009
Not to be mistaken for a newb, the n00b enter a chatroom or forum, causing chaos and destruction. They usually target site moderaters and beg the fuck out of them until they are banned, then they make a new account. Do not approach these strange creatures alone. Always have an anti-spyware and pop-up blocker ready incase of any viruses they try to send through your pc.
by Tabitha Massacre April 22, 2008
1. Someone who is in-experienced at something
2. A word overused by geeks with delusions of superiority who think they are cool because they have no life and play computer games 24/7. It is often, for no apparent reason, spelled with zeros instead of O's, another geek thing, e.g. n00b instead of noob.
2. A word overused by geeks with delusions of superiority who think they are cool because they have no life and play computer games 24/7. It is often, for no apparent reason, spelled with zeros instead of O's, another geek thing, e.g. n00b instead of noob.
by Gazmaster 5000 April 16, 2009
A n00b is a new player to a game who is a loser and talks like they own the game, when they are very bad at it. Do not confuse n00b with newb or newbie, because they are two different types of gamers.
-n00b: Io @r3 13347 ha><00ir5 5!!111111111 phre4e st0f pl09iikx!!!!111111 M3 powend u8uir m0m9m1!!! !!1111!!!!111111111 lol--lolo-lolokl llzsszzz!!!!111-111112232@@@
-Newb/Newbie: Could someone help me? I am new to the game and I would like to know more about it.
-Newb/Newbie: Could someone help me? I am new to the game and I would like to know more about it.
by y.a.R. September 10, 2006