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mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.
After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019
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Mystery meat

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.
What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.
by thesanitycruzer July 19, 2012
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mystery piss

The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.

The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!
I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!
by PISSFACELARRY April 24, 2011
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mystery disk

an unlabled bootleg DVD. usually colored porcelain white with a blue underside.
1: hey man, i got that new movie! i'm surprised a mystery disk could have such good quality!

2: ooh! a mystery disk! let's pop it in and hope it's not guy-on-guy porn.
by Sgt. Token March 31, 2008
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messterpiece

Something that is such a mess, it’s almost impressive. Something so batshit crazy that it’s beautiful.
“Man, the internet is full of messterpieces these days
by not.adelia August 7, 2018
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Mysterious Figure

One of two secret bosses from the PSP game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.

The Mysterious Figure fights with two glowing blades, similar in design and function to those of Xemnas. Alongside his regular attacks, the Mysterious Figure can also freeze and rewind time, make clones of himself, and cast several high level spells, such as Mega Flare and Meteor. The boss's most lethal attack is a jumping "lasso" move, which not only does significant damage, but almost always leaves the player open to a second, fatal hit immediately afterward. These attacks, combined with the Mysterious Figure's high speed and resilience, allow him to officially outclass Sephiroth as the hardest boss in the Kingdom Hearts series, and possibly the hardest in all of gaming history.

Those who can defeat the Mysterious Figure on the highest difficulty with all players will earn the right to call themselves a hardcore gamer.
Johnathan: Come on, come on, only 1 health bar left! I've got you now, you bastard, I've got you-

Mysterious Figure: (destroys player with Mega Flare)

Johnathan: That's...not...fair. WHY IS THIS BOSS SO F#@%ING CHEAP!!!
by tikiterror November 29, 2011
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misstatement

a lie in the form of doublespeak, which is constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often resulting in a communication bypass.
Hillary Clinton said “I speak a lot of words in the course of a day and if I misspoke, it was just that, a misstatement”.
by unsaneroot March 25, 2008
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