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Myspace Surveys

an insufficient way to waste time by letting random people know about you life, somthimes often putting in personal problems that nobody want to hear about. Founder: Sarah Palin
by hardcorexxgrind January 2, 2009
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myspace sluree

Often girls aged 12-18 who spend most of their lives on the networking website www.myspace.com, taking near-nude photographs and posting bulletins,statuses & blogs that say "pc4pc, neww pictures, comment new photos, new photos" and so on.

Usually girls that are shallow, bitchy, no life-bimbos.
MyspaceLoser: "Comment new photos"

RealLifePerson: "Get off the fucken computor no-life myspace sluree!"
by schweppervessance January 25, 2010
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Myspace Stalker

Someone who spends all day lookin an obsessing over your myspace. You may barely know this person but they know everything about you. Including where your going for the weekend, what you did the other night, why you werent in class yesterday. They even start to stalk your girlfriends on myspace due to jealousy.

They dont usually add you because they arent brave enough too because they have poor social skills an suck balls.

They usually have your myspace set as their homepage an may even check it on thier iphone or blackberry or via other portable device.
Matt: " So this girl I barely know in class somehow knew I was at Pechanga the other night. Its weird!"

Tyler: " maybe shes a myspace stalker dude, set your shit to private an lock your doors"
by llegoz October 16, 2009
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survey myspace

What self-absorbed cunts and fags post on myspace bulletins.
Myspace Survey
1. what do you hear in the background right now?
lol....the tv....lolz
2.would you kiss the last person you kissed?
by Tron2490 July 31, 2008
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Myspace Syndrome

A behavioral offset(though not necessarily a detrimental one) in which a person will treat a random person they meet with(and probably helped with once or twice in their lives) as if they were best friends. Typical Myspace Syndrome can be identified in superfluously affectionate behavior(ie: often demanded big hugs when they meet, etc)

How the two meet is by no means limited to just adding each other as friends on Myspace/Facebook/etc.
Guy A: Hey! :D
Girl: OMG, it's (insert name here). Hi :D

*big hug*

Guy B: Man, look at him. He's only met this girl one day last month ago when she asked for homework help, and now they act like there's an unbreakable bond between them, like every other girl this guy met. He's got a serious case of Myspace Syndrome.
by AtmaRoM December 15, 2009
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myspace site

A layout site where someone spends their time creating things for your myspace profile. Includes picture captions, layouts, comment boxes and so much more.
www.myspace.com/edgedstraight is a myspace site.
by knicole13 June 16, 2008
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myspace stalker

transitive verb
1 : to pursue by memorizing mundane or personal details of one's myspace page.
2 : to have viewed a new acquaintance's page one time and in the ensuing casual conversation mention a detail, only to be called out on it
3 : to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment by sending constant friend requests and unwanted messages
1: Have you seen that show with that myspace lesbian Tila Tequila? I have her in my top friends and look at her page everyday. Her favorite liquor is Tequila...

2: "I have a birthday coming up"

"That's right, you were born in November"

"Someone's a myspace stalker..."

3: Ewwww, this dirt bag keeps sending me friend requests. I have blocked my page, and marked him as spam, why won't he get the hint. I don't want to be your friend!!!
by jacoblebo December 14, 2007
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