My dad 

The act of leaving/abandoning a loved one (usually a son)

This usually ends in instant death

Jimmy behaves like my dad

My dad by Trumpetlicker69 April 18, 2021

My dad 

Some guy name Rick who is a mixed dued who wasn't in my life until I was 16

My dad: sorry kiddo I haven't been in your life

Me: whatever

My dad by The teen parent May 21, 2021

My dad 

Gone😢

Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone

My dad by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021

My Dad 

A person who has children but left at young age to fuck chicks and do drugs and be a general dick and still thinks he can give orders even when he hasn't seen his kids or a decade.

This can also be used as an insult.

"You are acting like my dad "

My Dad by Deadlyoz007 August 21, 2021

My Dad 

MY DAD is the best person in your life he is allways by your side and picks you up when u fall and is the only one you can trust! he is hilarous at times but has his moments! when you see your dad dont forget to give him the biggest hug ever!

hey aint no body as cool as MY DAD

My Dad by My Dadd August 22, 2021

My Dad 

The opposite of a your mom joke

M: wait who was it again?
P: My dad

M: stfu

My Dad by Tpcp supremacy November 13, 2021

My dad 

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

My dad by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022