It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.
by MuzzleloaderKing October 1, 2015
Get the tennesse muzzleloader mug.When a man puts chewing tobacco in his mouth spits it out on a womans vagina and starts to have sexual intercourse
by Themanalive November 7, 2011
Get the Mexican Muzzleloader mug.A sexual trick occuring between a man and a woman that resembles gun-powder being loaded into a muzzleloader. The trick is traditionally performed by men in Tennessee who dip or chew smokeless tobacco. The man and the woman assume the doggy-style position during sex. After a short while of fooling around the man 'tricks' the woman as he removes the smokeless tobacco from his mouth, places it on her asshole, and then shoves it into her rectum with his penis. It is typical for the act to occur in a very short period of time without warning the woman.
"I am still buzzing from the Tennessee Muzzleloader you gave me after the date-party last night."
"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."
"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."
by Stonewall1863 January 13, 2008
Get the Tennessee Muzzleloader mug.While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader
by TheDeputy35 July 28, 2009
Get the Kentucky Muzzleloader mug.being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution
by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012
Get the gonzales muzzleloader mug.When a guy has a dip or chew in and is fucking someone in the ass he pulls out then takes the tobacco out of his mouth and sticks it in his partner's asshole. He then resumes fucking his partner in the ass using his dick like a rod to ram the tobacco deep into the other persons anus. Simulating how one would load an old musket or muzzleloader.
In a deep southern accent: I was fuckin' Dixie in the ass and gave her the The Tennessee Muzzleloader. She squealed like a piggy!
by Tennessee Muzzleloader January 30, 2017
Get the The Tennessee Muzzleloader mug.1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*
2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*
*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*
*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)
1. I gave a bitch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets.
2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.
2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.
by Deezzz Nutzzz March 2, 2009
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