Boston Muzzle loader

When having intercourse in "doggy style" you extract the smokeless tobacco or dip from you mouth and place it into the girls anus. Then using your penis, you ram it into her anal cavity.

"Man i gave that fat bitch a Boston muzzle loader last night."

by C Cask November 2, 2009

Angry Muzzeldini

The Angry Muzzeldini is bascially a mix between the muzzel loader, the houdini and an angry pirate. In order for an Angry Muzzeldini to be executed perfectly the perpitrator will need a can of dip (Skoal, grizzly or coppenhagen for best results) a friend and a bitch who'll take it in the pooper. Whilst fucking a girl with a nice pinch in your mouth you will scoop out the dip and procede to place the dip on the inside rim of her asshole. At this point you will pull out and let your friend who was hiding in the closet come out and push the dip into her anus with his dick. Next you will need to run outside and knock on the window to show the girl that you are no longer the one fucking her. Your friend will finally pull out, and once she turns around to see who is actually fucking her, will nutt in her eye followed by a swift kick to the shin. The end result is a girl with tobacco in her ass, being fucked by a stranger whilst looking like a pirate.

Dude Hannah freaked the fuck out when Jack and I pulled off the Angry Muzzeldini

by AdamJamoWill October 10, 2011

Kentucky Muzzleloader

While having sex with a girl you pull out. Spit your dip out onto your d!ck and put it back in...Creating the Kentucky Muzzleloader

I was having sex with this redneck when I decided to give her the kentucky muzzleloader.

by TheDeputy35 July 28, 2009

muzzlepuff

The cheek area of an animal containing the whiskers. Plural form: muzzlepuffs. Noun

While drinking her milk, the kitten got milk on her muzzlepuffs.

by TBL November 7, 2006

birmingham muzzle loader

Pioneered in the great state of Alabama, the Birmingham muzzle loader occurs while chewing tobacco and having anal sex simultaneously. One removes the ball of tobacco from his mouth, sticks it in the anus of the girl, and rams it in with his penis. The Birmingham muzzle loader ladies and gentleman.

''Ol' Bill was fuckin' his girl in tha ass and gave er a Birmingham muzzle loader.''

by Claberdy April 22, 2010

"Muzzin Syndrome" (noun)

A disorder in which one has no poise or grace,but can still function.

People with "Muzzin Syndrome" (noun) are often said to "Hang with the big boys but not look good doing it."

Remember:If you fall on your ass enough,the support will come down with you.

by b00zette December 7, 2013

gonzales muzzleloader

being that Gonzales,TX is the birthplace of Texan freedom with the yelling of "come and take it"and the firing of a single cannon shot at the lowly mexicans, its only fitting that this oft-practiced sexual manuever be made known to the world.
while having your girl, or guy for some of yall, in the doggy style position, take a large pinch of copenhagen and a plump paper shell pecan and insert into the victims rectum and then use your "rod" to drive the powder and shot home, quickly jumping back and yelling "come and take it". if the victim is pointed in the right direction, the ensuing "shot" has the potential to flatten numerous victims, so after the loading and packing, get outta the way quick. a fitting and glorious tribute to the texas revolution

after johnny gave susy a "gonzales muzzleloader", that pecan broke several truck windows

by txnduckhntr January 2, 2012