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Muttdang

Two meanings...

1) Can mean personal hygiene in the mutt (vagina) area is lacking & dang it’s stinks up something shocking!

2) Can mean that the mutt (vagina) is picture perfect & dang it looks good!
Oh man, her muttdang!!! (It stinks/it’s gross)
Damn my friend her muttdang! (It’s awesome, picture perfect)
by Kychellebec June 1, 2019
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mutten chops

very big and/or thick sideburns that go down the side of your face or towards the back of your head
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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The muted-flute

An exercise executed to avoid embarrassment whilst going to the loo in a place where a large, and/or loud poo may be released, and consequently heard by others.

A large amount of loo paper (sometimes a towel) is held directly underneath the bottom of the seated individual currently on the loo. Thus, the excess paper is designed to absorb most of the sound given off from the motion and changes the pitch of the tone to a more subdued base note.

Normally performed in public toilets where the walls separating the individual bowls are marginal; but also when a colleague/family member is know to be in close proximity.
Sam heard the others standing outside the loo, and because of the thin walls was forced to perform the muted-flute to avoid detection and embarrassment from his peers.

Josh entered the public loo's and knew straight away that today he'd be exercising the muted-flute as the partition between the individual lavatories was minimal.

Tom was going for a big crap - the muted flute was the obvious choice.
by goat19 May 16, 2009
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