reverse mushroom caps

This occurs when a person's nipples appear to look like mushroom caps inverted into their body. Most often used for storage.

Did you see that full on fullopian fungus Richard is storing in his reverse mushroom caps?

by LLAMA LEGS AND CABBAGE NUTS INC. January 15, 2008

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

Apparently it's what System of a Down likes on their pizza.

From SOAD's "Chic 'n' Stu"

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives
pepperoni and green peppers, mushrooms, olives, chives

by viva riolu May 31, 2011

treat em like a mushroom

Concealing information from someone. Keeping someone uninformed and happy. Keeping management appeased.

Dont tell them anything. Dont allude to anything.

Treat em like a mushroom, feed em a bunch of shit and keep them in the dark.

or just

Treat them like a mushroom.

by Polishsausag September 22, 2007

Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Stuffed Mushroom

Taking your mega-huge raging boner and stuffing it under your elastic shorts band or belt area of your pants to keep it from sticking out.

Saves from embarrassment as well as keeps your woody from knocking items such as drinks off of table tops. Also prevents potential injury.

(Inspired by Superbad, also a vital component of surviving junior high)

Did you see what Jessica was wearing today? I had to stuff mushroom it through my entire presentation!

Good thing I pulled a stuffed mushroom otherwise the elevator would have smashed my cack!

I had a stuffed mushroom during gym class today, I don't know how I managed to run that mile!

by J Westeezy July 6, 2008

Mushroom Up

The act of giving your characters a mushroom boost before entering a level in Super Mario Wii.

Stu: Oooh - tricky level!
Dylan: Better mushroom up!

by karmap0licia January 8, 2010

mushroom jap

A Mushroom jap is a beauty of ching Chong japenese people. They usually consist of polka dots and pickles. The only to kill a mushroom jap is to deprive it of its life by the spell of the red flowers.

Have you ever been emotional struck by a mushroom jap?
Why yes I have.

by RubixCube2058 November 28, 2016