When a museum dweller has an overstimulating experience at one of his favourite educational haunts and cannot hide the party that grows within his trousers.
by mike88888884 January 26, 2022
when your wife/girlfriend has a baby and is breast feeding. Boobs are full and beautiful, but she won't let you touch them
How's the wife after having the new baby? She is great, and her boobs look amazing, but I can't touch them they are museum boobs.
by thecoopermanning December 06, 2017
by The Return of Light Joker September 18, 2008
Large building or hole full of worthless nothingness. Don't miss sixties maniquins with eyes that follow you around the room!! and funny smelling exhibits that remind you of jungle jims. (Thanks Hugo!!) Use this as an escape from school trips to Queen's university!
by Hendysan September 12, 2003
The Act of wrapping the penis in bacon and having one or more male prostitues/Man whores eat or lick it off, this act can be preformed by a minimul of 2, this act is closly related to the Le Flopper De museum where the adition of french pop music from the 60s is applied
by BOBFAN2486 June 29, 2011
"It's Grab-a-granny Friday at all branches of Wetherspoons. Come on down and enjoy a night at the museum!"
A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"
B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."
A:"Where's Bobby tonight?"
B:"He's having a night at the museum with that 60 year old he pulled last week."
by Gasse September 08, 2009
My father-in-law offered to mow the lawn, and before I could stop him, he'd found the V&A Museum in the garden shed.
by George Vespe May 07, 2008