The best fucking girl you will ever meet! She gets along with many people. Most sweetest girl. Honest girl.
by gennå April 29, 2018
Term relating to an individual, though mostly woman, who carelessly end relationships and marriages, takes as much loot as they (she) can get, moves out, returning to live in her parent's home. Term can only be applied to individuals who have demonstrated such behaviour at least twice. (2 divorces,etc.) Terms also lends the air of the individual appearing to be saveable, when in fact, they are childish, materalistic victim and now "damaged goods".
by PseudoPilot February 16, 2005
A seemingly supernatural force that produces misfortune equal parts preposterous, humiliating, and calamitous. To be Murphied is to somehow have this force visited upon you, rendering you a tragicomical schmuck. To Murphy is to somehow direct this force at an opponent, thereby rendering the opponent a tragicomical schmuck.
As a sports journalist, I cannot recall a worse Murphying than that visited upon the opposing quarterback, whose game-losing interception was returned for a touchdown, after which the defensive back performed a tasteless victory celebration that simulated oral sex with the quarterback's elderly mother, who never imagined that a front row seat would perfectly situate her for such a humiliation.
by Roger Palmer January 10, 2018
Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.
Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.
Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.
As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.
White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.
White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.
by SocietyPunisher November 09, 2020
When you ate high quality and exquisite foods but you barfed them all over the place while being puzzled or careless as to how you'll clean it up in the end.
Friend: I just made a Ryan Murphy last night at the bar. I don't know what to do about it so I just left it there all messed up as is.
by krumpbabby December 17, 2015
A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.
by FNods February 27, 2012
A pint of Guinness with a shot of Jäger dropped in it. An Irish boilermaker. Sometimes referred to as a Soiled Irishman by Scots! Also referred to as an Irish Navy Depth Charge.
by Dirty McD February 20, 2013