murf

a person that comes into your house and an eats all your food then leaves with a box of crackers.

i went food shopping today and that murf came and ate all my food that fucking murf.

by nycstateofmind January 25, 2009

murf

1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc

2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses

1. Joe is such a murf

2. I heard John got caught murfing behind the abortion clinic again.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger January 11, 2008

murf

Adjective for a sexually promiscuous male. A 'player' or 'pimp'.

Yeah dude that was murf!

by Kellen September 29, 2003

murf

v. One of the most violent fetishes known to man. This involves two men, a pregnant woman, a barstool, and a lethal weapon. First, the men find and kill the pregnant woman, then place bets. One at a time, they jump from the barstool onto the (now dead) woman's stomach, eating whatever comes out of said woman's vagina after each successive jump. The one who gives up first forfeits his share of the bet to the other.

Aww man, did I tell you that we murfed Joe's mom last night?
-Are you serious? Fuck. I don't want
to go to another funeral.

by DasProfezzional May 4, 2005

murf

a good looking mother that you would like to thrust your pointed pelvis muscle into. otherwords MOM U RAM FOR EVER

thats a fine lookin murf over there

by jenko October 28, 2007

Murf

To murder. Originally used in Spike Lee movie, Bamboozled.

Let's murf this fool!

by Stan Kroll December 2, 2004

murf

Like arg but without the a, r, or g.
Describes feelings of frustration.
Usually followed by ".__.", ";___;", or ";___."
Never, EVER, EVER to be said outside of the internet.

"I can't go to that concert tonight. Murf."

by CarbonatedWater April 24, 2006