munted 

short for 'mother fucking cunted'

- meaning fucked up

I was so munted I couldn't walk or talk, let alone drive

munted by Camilla the Chicken April 2, 2011

munted 

fucked up, deranged and retarded..... possibly one hell of an ugly mother fucker!

yo dude, ur my best friend but ur chick is MUNTED baby!!

munted by Captain Pugwash March 22, 2004

munted 

To be reeeeally drunk

Yeah, I was totally munted last night' - Noel, Shaun Of The Dead

munted by S.O.T.D April 17, 2006

Munted 

An Australian term used to describe someone who has taken excessive amounts of ecstasy (Pingers). This can often be identified by; enlarged pupils, uncontrollable jaw gurning/licking, excessive sweating and a lot of shit being spoken.

guy 1: Bro are you alright you look like you're having a seizure.

guy 2: I'm sweet bra just fucking munted as aye!!!

Munted by thebentcunt September 21, 2013

munted 

To be totally drunk. Although this is traditionally a word used by the English; Americans alike have been using the term more frequently due to the use of this word in the hit British film Suan of the dead.

Suan's co worker "hello, aye mate. yeah, yeah i got totally munted last night....... continue"

munted by Kangaroo Jake October 28, 2007

Munted 

Retarded and diseased, and just really randoly strange

You filthy munted child

Munted by Jack who is munted August 7, 2007

munted 

A Kiwi term for a hangover or just generally a big night getting messed up

That was the best party last night but I woke up and am totally munted

munted by Jinjaninja June 11, 2006