Confederate Musketball

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.

"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!

by sulllllly December 18, 2008

ball bag musket

Another term used for saying someone has just put their balls in your mouth. Usually happens when the big boss man comes down to your office for a visit and finds something he thinks is wrong. He will pull out the ball bag musket and shoot some balls in your mouth and make you look like an idiot in front of your subordinates and peers.

Hey man you hear about what happened today when the boss came down? No what happened? Well we had a surprise visit today from the corporate office and the regional manager didn't like what he saw. So he pulled out the ball bag musket and put his balls in my mouth and made me look like a dumbass. Man that right there is some fey luck right there. I know that is going to result in a trip to Mount Olympus. Well good luck.

by pantyteamaster August 6, 2010

Party Musket

When you do a bump of cocaine out if the tip of your friends cock hole by packing it in there with a toothpick and your thumb.

Fred was doing Party Muskets from Steve all night at the gathering. Pretty sure they went through two 8-balls.

by KrypttR6 September 21, 2021

packing the musket

The act of inserting a long, thin object into a male's urethra, as far as it will go.

-Dude what are you doing with that glow-stick?!?!
-Im just packing the musket man.

by T-Killa! November 19, 2010

Custard Musket

A slang term for the Male organ

He was caught polishing the Custard Musket

by peagoose June 10, 2007

Afghani Mud Musket

One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman

"Dude, that Maryland Fried chicken lead to a Afghani Mud Musket. Now I can barely walk."

by Transvestache August 7, 2008

Mucket

A relatively large, yellowish brown freshwater unionid commonly found throughout the midwestern United States. This bivalve can be identified by its heavy shell, shallow depth of beak cavity, large pseudocardinal teeth and oblong shape. Young show distinct green rays radiating from the beak. While commonly defined as mussels, many leading malacologists identify muckets as unionids seperate from mussels. A distinguishing difference is that they lack the byssal threads used by many bivalves, including mussels, to hold themselves to rocks and other fixed structures. Several other species, such as the Pink Mucket, utilize the common name but are of a different subfamily.

P. Mollusca
C. Bivalvia
O. Unionoida
F. Unionidae
G-Sp. Actinonaias ligamentia

After our trip to Grand River, we had buckets and buckets of muckets.

by Just sayin August 18, 2009