Mumph

An embarrassingly thin cappuccino-stain of a moustache. All too common during Movember, the Mumph Munth.

Howard: "Don't you mock my moustache. It's taken me over a month to grow."
Vince: "A mumph?!?"

- The Mighty Boosh

by Mumpher October 3, 2013

murphs gay

meaning adam murphy is the gayest batty boy in d hole of notts city, to call sum1 murphs gay would b an insult to them enuf to make dem cry.

u twat

shut up cuz muphs gay

that was harsh

by MC JAMSY April 20, 2004

mumps

a disease that ridley high school carries around, very deadly to social society

bella: i’ve got the mumps
ava: that’s what you get for hanging out with ridley kids

by aaroy October 22, 2019

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

mumphler

that character markiplier played as through his play through of the loathing west

mumphler bent over the spittoon and dug hist hand into the putrid spittoon

by dupsup December 14, 2021

mumposts

Posts about your/somebody’s mum

Look! I have 400 Instagram mumposts!

by thecharacterwannie September 12, 2022

mumphking

This occurs when a lone sigma unleashes his inner demons at the local TikTok Rizz party, and fanum taxes all the girls from Kai Cenat and Baby Gronk.

Teddy Fleiss mumphkings all the girls at the crazy lit function; shortly after they gave him a blumpkin.

by Lone Sigma April 2, 2024