mumter

A mother who thinks she's way better looking than she is but is actually over 50 and past her prime

"My mumter tried to pull a 20 year old man at revs last night can you believe it"

by Cheryl Fucking Blossom November 5, 2021

Mo mumbers

Members of a crowd who love singing the Sheck West platinum hit Mo Mamba as a group to turn up

The mo mumbers were going crazy at the half time basket ball game when mo mamba started playing.

by Bl0ckboy Bevin November 16, 2018

The Mumper

When a woman is performing oral sex (man or woman) on you and you insert your big toe in her vagina. Difficulty is 10/10.

Cindy was blowing me and I finally got to perform The Mumper on her. Getting my big toe in her was tough.

by LJCCHI April 12, 2020

Mammer Time

A failed attempt at writing Stop, Hammer Time on a contsruction LCD.

Typically found around areas with Days Inn.

Hey Jon, I need to pull over ... the sign is telling us to hammer time !!

..... fuck, nevermind ... wtf is mammer time?

by Hurleysurf24 November 22, 2007

mimmers

When large amounts of alchol are consumed it is often seen that the person who is intoxicated makes farting noises with his/her mouth and often creates unnessicarly large amounts of saliver

look over there its mimmers *mimmers is sitting in the corner making fart noises with his mouth*

by Thomas Stevenson February 5, 2008

Mummelgarfing

When you fart in the tub and eat the bubbles.

My girl caught me mummelgarfing last night.

by JLISS1379 July 8, 2010

mmmMERRR

A wealthy fat old man with a shiny bald greasy head and a silk shirt wearing designer shades, an ugly Rolex and driving an ugly Cadillac or a Tesla smells of ointments drives around out east on Long Island no facial hair, smooth like a baby, says MeRRRR without realizeing it while in deep thought.

Check out that mmmMERRR over there driving on the wrong side of the LIE.

by Poopoooooooooooooooooooooooooo March 29, 2019