Shitty mullet

shitty mullet
An short-lived and unpopular hair-style involving a "short" trim on the top and sides of the head, leaving the back section to grow long. Human shit is used to style the hair (dog, cow and rabbit shit were also used as an alternative to human shit) The Shitty Mullet is often confused with the regular mullet and is still popular in remote parts of western Australia.

"have you seen that guys new Shitty mullet"?

"yeah bro, that's not a shitty mullet, its just a regular mullet"

"well, it smelt like a shitty mullet..."

by The big v man May 29, 2013

stunned mullet

a. in complete bewilderment or astonishment
b. in a state of inertia
very common in Australia

"Like a stunned mullet" "He just stood there like a stunned mullet"

by mullet man 25 April 3, 2008

mullet ratio

A mathematical term used to describe how extreme a mullet hairstyle is. It is found by comparing how long the hair on top of the head is compared to how long the hair hangs at the back of the neck.

"What is your mullet ratio?"
"It's a half inch on top; and sixteen inches at the back."
"...that's a bitchin' mullet!"

by PeaTearGriffin February 23, 2006

El Mulletino

Noun: El Mulletino - To be of Mexican origin and have a mullet style haircut.

ROFL hey dude, look at that guy with the El Mulletino!

by Dj Kopy August 9, 2006

sport mullet

A mullet that is pulled into a pony tail. Business in the front and sport in the back. Good for tennis and nascar.

That chick's sport mullet reminds me of a Mad Max character.

by jodhisattva December 18, 2008

rat tail mullet

the hair style famous in the 90's and still in Hawaii and the South. Usually worn by a boy with short hair, he has a small braid, strand of hair, or a curl that goes to the middle of his neck.

Levi from the film jesus camp has a rat tail mullet

by emmyab October 30, 2007

mullested

To be sexually molested by a person with a mullet. Improper or unwanted sexual advances made by a mullet head.

My boys want to go to the monster truck rally but I'm afraid they might get mullested there.

by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011