muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003

Muffed

To completely screw up or to fail miserably.
Essentially another form of "messed up".

Dude, you totally Muffed out with your girl.

My man, you're totally Muffing Out right now.

by IHaveASmallPP August 13, 2018

Ya muffed it

Said in accordance with complete and utter failure.

'Well you see what I was trying to..' 'Ya muffed it.'

by Alejandro Trebeck November 1, 2012

Muffed up

phrase referring to fucking up sex by not shaving your muff

We was about to hit it right, but i reached in, felt that bush and though "damn, this bitch muffed up." She knew she muffed up too.

by Fisherella June 30, 2009

mulked up

To get incredibly drunk and then act a fool.
To become belligerent due to alcohol.

I’m gonna get mulked up tonight.
Don’t get mulked up and then garvey your life away.

by Nova Man July 17, 2006

Murfed

The act of using alcohol and/or other drugs to get a female (or in some cases a male) very, very drunk. Then getting them into a room alone, with their pants off, ready to have sex- and not having sex with them.

dude: Hey Mark what did u do last night?

other dude: i dont wanna talk about it.

dude: oh come on what happened

other dude: fine! i murfed a girl okay!

by ijustwreckedyou1423 June 3, 2011

muffed

verb-to make out with or kiss

cesar:"have you muffed her yet?"
chris:"fuck yea"

by natie-poo August 26, 2007