Nut Muffler

An insulting reference to a goatee. It infers that the wearer of the goatee is a cock sucker. The addition of hair on the chin lowers the noise produced by ones testicles slapping on the chin.

Dude, that is a nice nut muffler you are growing there.

by Geoffrey J. May 10, 2008

Queef Muffler

A device to stop a vaginal fart or "queef" in some case it can also prevent a nasty after scent.

She was wearing a queef muffler so as to not be embarassed on her date

by jards nella llea January 14, 2009

Fart Muffler

A dick so long and thick that when you sit, it tucks under your butthole thereby muffling the sound of your own fart.

While in the weekly Wednesday meeting, Travis was thankful for his big ole Fart Muffler because no one was able to tell it was he who in fact, dealt it.

by Pot sticks June 7, 2022

Cunt muffler

A device that keeps some vaginas from making a whole bunch of noise when they're driving.

Man, put a cunt muffler on that bitch's snatch. It won't shut up.

by Pollup January 14, 2008

Muffler bearing

This is a "made up" term used on the popular Trinidadian, automobile website to determine who really knows about cars. Cars do not carry muffler bearings.

When last did you change your muffler bearings?

by drebel_3 February 17, 2010

muffler clamp

When a women squeezes her legs tight around your head, as you are eating her out.

Eric: "I have a massive head-ache"

Dave: "how come?"

Eric: "I was eating this girl out, and she gave me a muffler clamp"

by Erockkk April 20, 2008

Muffler lips

The result of smoking rocks and incurring 1st, 2nd, and/or 3rd degree burns on your lips; as if they've been placed on a hot muffler.

Crackhead Sally got muffler lips.

by WithaZ December 24, 2018