muffin top concealer

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.

Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche

by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011

muffin top

The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.

"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."

by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006

muffin top

When your love handles burst out over the top of your tight pants, giving your lower back/butt the appearance of a muffin.

Man Look at Joanie over there with those skanky jeans on, she sure has a wild case of muffin top.

by Steff is my name you cow June 11, 2006

Stud Muffin Top

The fatty region of a male which extends laterally from his tightened trouser line. This region is otherwise referred to as a muffin top, when present on a female.

Fred has a hairy stud muffin top.

by Jon Biscardi November 25, 2011

muffin top

thy butt hath overflowith thine tiny pants

"mom's muffin top makes her skinny jeans look like fatty jeans"

by elodie December 15, 2006

Muffinology

Muffinology is the study and religion of Muffin's and worshiping The Glorious Muffin Man, for he will return and reign down upon us the most delicious flavor of Muffin ever to be revealed. To the Blueberry, Chocolate Chip, Banana Nut, and Cranberry Nut, Baken.

I went to study Muffinology and brought my basket of Muffins with me.

by Pope of Muffinology February 24, 2009

Muffintopulating

When a person, usually a female, wears pants that are too tight for their belly causing their fat to flow over the top of the waist of their pants.

Man, check out that girl! She looks so weird muffintopulating like that. Maybe she needs to buy bigger pants or lose some weight...

by xo0KiMBeRLy0ox May 2, 2014