Muffinious

A fat old lady that annoys everyone and is a waste of space

She is messed

Muffinious can go suck my balls

by Ashmit. April 21, 2019

Muffinious

A way to say “bitch”

Ohhhh the son of a muffinious

by Ashmit. May 13, 2019

Mufflinger

A catapult-type thing that you can use to fling muffins everywhere! Basically a muffin flinger! :)

Hey, I brought my mufflinger, now let’s fling some muffins!

by Frost byte :) July 10, 2019

muffinmcguffin64

legend

Person 1: OMG THAT GUYS SO COOL HE'S LIKE A MUFFINMCGUFFIN64
Person 2: OMG YES HE IS HE IS ALMOST AS COOL AS MUFFINMCGUFFIN64 (almost)

by ZebraGrass May 26, 2021

Soggy Muffing

A sexual move when a group of men take a muffin and masturbate all over it and the last person to masturbate on it has to shove it up his ass

"Bill you lost now you have to put the muffin in your ass, you know the rules of soggy muffing!"

by phillipejosecarlosludacrispabl April 25, 2010

Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.

I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.

by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020

Muffinitus

A disease that is caused by consuming too many muffins, it is now most common among high-schoolers who eat muffins as a quick and easy meal. Once an excessive ammount of muffins has been consumed, dependency eventually becomes the disease Muffinitus. Once Muffinitus is contracted, it is necessary to think of muffins on a regular basis and consume at least 2 per week. If you don't, the following things can and probably will happen.
1. Withdrawl symptoms
2. Hunger
3. Death.

Gibson-"So how about, since I've been eating muffins like every day, I developed Muffinitus. Now I have to get Muffin extract injected through an IV constantly!"
Lorelie"Oh wow, that's bitchin'"

by Brandon Burch, PH.D June 23, 2007