mufftrocious

Female pubic hair in which the length is long enough to make an observer surprised or astonished. (adjective)

The woman at the pool hadn't shaved her pubic hair in several years making it mufftrocious.

by Kh4nN March 24, 2010

muffro

Too much Pubic Hair on a Woman

I thought that much curly hair only existed on someones head, it's like the muff from hell, its an afro muff

by Hoki June 17, 2004

muftard

Noun. A person that looks like retarded muffin; this usually includes puffy hair as a muffin top, and a blank/lost/bewildered stare.

"Daryl looks like a muftard when he first wakes up. It's like he's trying to find the toaster for milk." says Trish.

by quiktekk February 27, 2008

muffro

A very large afro in the genital region on females

Dude, she had a wicked muffro

by 0mega December 7, 2010

muffrark

a bloody hairy nasty old grandma pussy/muff

Damn! Shes got herself a serious case of the muffrark

by Stefan Grant May 9, 2006

mufftard

A female (who has the muff) acting in a retarded manner.

Laurel, stop being such a Mufftard"

by BlaineFoster June 26, 2007

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008