Muff Cabbage

Jersey shore slang for vagina, used as an insult towards women.

You're a f*cking muff cabbage!

by P Banger October 16, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A term used to describe a fat woman who acts in whorish nature.

I was surprised when i found Taylor's mom to be a giant piece of muff cabbage.

by Champers Scampers October 19, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

by Nikki0919 October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Muff cabbage- another word for a womens private parts. aka their vertical smile aka their snatch aka. vigina

this was used in south parks jersey shore episode

your garbage, your a muff cabbage or you smell like a muff cabbage

by crazyace October 19, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A person who is so dumb/toolish/homosexual you can find no other word to describe them.

Derek: That Ryan J. kid look at him hes such a... a.... Muff Cabbage

Mike: Well put, i don't think there is any other word

by jivestturkey August 25, 2011

Muff Cabbage

Muff Cabbage, N - Gnarly foliage of a woman's vagina.

You are fucking Muff Cabbage

by duckwilly October 17, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.

YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.

by Dr.OrangeCola March 3, 2011