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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
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Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.
Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.
by funniestman February 17, 2015
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d. muddle

some faggot
"that d. muddle is some faggot"
by TheBruddas May 28, 2022
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muddle

Stop jumping in the muddle you will get wet and muddy.
by bluedrop403 November 27, 2015
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Muddle

Is that a muddle I see
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Muddled cucumber

Results when you take a large penis in your mouth and it ends up smushed
Muddled cucumbers make for bad date nights
by LilT666 February 11, 2022
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Muddle

When a couple is cuddling and the small spoon (the one being cuddled) has diarrhea on the big spoon (the one doing the cuddling) making what appears to be a mud puddle in between their cuddle.
Ben: My girlfriend chose to be the big spoon after our Mexican dinner and I accidentally Muddled her.
Teddy: Damn, was the puddle smooth or chunky
Ben: Slightly chunky...
by Braindrained February 12, 2017
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