Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

mouth sweats

when your mouth produces large amounts of saliva before you vomit.

'I'm seriously going to spew Bertha, pull over the car, I'm getting mouth sweats'

AKA: wet mouth

by JJJJaydeeee April 25, 2007

mouth harassing

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.

What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017

mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.

Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.

by Yourski December 18, 2013

You breed with the mouth of a goat

You talk dirty when you have sex.

Originates from the idea of goats whispering lewd things in young women and old men's ears.

Castiel: You breed with the mouth of a goat!
One of the Winchesters: Wut?
Castiel: It's funnier in Enochian.

by Drokhan May 8, 2014

mouthwestern

The idea at southwestern university that everything you think, say and do will be known by your next door neighbor in less than 10 seconds, by your friends living in another residence hall in less than 10 minutes, and by random people passing the Academic Mall at night in less than 10 hours.

don't worry man, this is Mouthwestern University... your secret is safe with everyone!

by Matt T. Hammond May 20, 2007

mouthpie

the act of ejaculating in a person's mouth without pulling out.

Any woman can take a creampie, but only a special one can take a mouthpie.

by scazwillis December 22, 2008