motard

When you have an arab friend who acts really retarded. And his name happens to be Mohammed then you abbreviate his name to Motard.

"Yo Kyle you talk to Motard lately?"

by Adwizzle May 17, 2006

motard

someone in the
United States Marine Corps. Who is so brain washed by stupid rules and regulations has no common sense or judge ment. Being so motivated that all normal brain functions cease and the only thing that is right is what some lazy fat E-8 or higher has told you (usually to benefit himself. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL MARINES ONLY CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WHO INORDER TO GET PROMOTED SUCK DICK OF A HIGHER RANK TO IMPROVE PRO AND CON MARKS.

"Hey, Sgt Smith got promoted by making his platoon wash the Colonel's car."
"Yeah, what a MOTARD."

by Ben Theer December 28, 2005

Motard

The slang and combined term for retard and moron.

Jack Bovy is a motard

by Big Dick J 13 December 12, 2019

motard

a retard with an EXTREMELY LARGE MOLE
mo(le) re(tard)
see pawel for reference

holy mother of shit, hes a motard!

by jimmy February 23, 2005

motards

Drivers from the state of Utah

"You see that mofo?? he's going 90 in a 30, what a motard!"

by vladimir December 19, 2004

motarded

A person in the military who is so motivated they are a fucking idiot, or retarded. Following rules and regulations to the proverbial "T" while not taking into consideration mission accomplishment or troop welfare.

Also, being so motivated in hope of gaining rank faster in order to be able to tell others what to do without being hit in the face because they had their lunch money stolen in high school. They receive absolutely no respect elseware, therefore they stay in the military out of fear of the real world.

Justin is fucking "motarded"

by disgruntled guy December 26, 2005

Motard

One who is Mentally inferior; a retard; a botard.

Originates from Detroit, from the nickname "Motown".

Pistons fans believe that Ben Wallace is a Motard for leaving to go to the Bulls.

by Trevor Nixson April 12, 2009