mosquito

its where a man is eating a girl out when she is on her period, and you suck the blood out

"man last night i was eating my girl out and she start her period!!"

"thats nasty you gave her a mosquito "

by haha jr October 2, 2008

mosquito

when a girl has a period you take a straw and suck the blood out of her pussy like a mosquito

"I was so fucked up last night that i actually agreed to give my girl a mosquito. Unfortunately for her, it was so nasty that the second it entered my mouth I blew chunks in her face and donkey punched her."

by fukdapolice October 15, 2008

mosquito

An excuse to hit your friends and/or people in close proximity who are pissing you off.

"Dude, why did you just slap me?"
"... mosquito."

by grassilla August 23, 2011

mosquito

evil creatures designed for one purpose: TO CLONE THE HUMAN RACE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Dracula the vampire.

by BETH AND VICKY November 18, 2004

mosquito

Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.

"That girl is such a mosquito"

by fahmie October 15, 2008

mosquito

A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.

Mosquitoes suck dick

by TanooKirby June 2, 2003

The Mosquito

A unique and fun way of manipulating the male genitalia in order to create a near-perfect representation of a mosquito.

The owner lays on his back with his legs above his head, so that his penis and testicles dangle toward his face. The genitals should take the form of a mosquito (the eyes are the balls and the singer is the shaft).

"Guys, lets all do The Mosquito!"

"I was messing around yesterday and I happened to notice that my junk looks exactly like a mosquito. I call it The Mosquito."

by rof989 December 7, 2009