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Mosquitoes are tiny Eldritch Abominations only milimeters in size. They are most known for thier parasitic tendencies to suck the blood of its victims via a serrated appendage akin to a mouth. They hunt ethier individually or in swarms. The most dence populations are found in shaded areas with stagnant water. This is becuase they saitanicaly reproduce on the water. They ecell at spreading diseses such as West Nile, Malaria, Dengue Fever, and many more. Thier bite leaves an inflamed, itchy spot that lasts for weeks. Victims sometimes with itch the skin to the point of bleeding thus alowing for the possibility for other infections to facilitate. They are invasive in many parts of the world and have been a serious problem for years. It is said that Lewis and Clark had over 15 diffrent spellings for the word "Mosquito". It is imparitive that if you plan to travel to any wooded area that you wear some type of chemical repellent to prevent bites.
Person 1: How was your picnic in the woods?

Person 2: We had to abandon the idea becuase of all the god forsaken Mosquitoes!
by NuggetX3 June 20, 2015
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