moses

A beautiful bong that portrays a peaceful image of sand melting into the ocean.Owned by a bucky (<- See Bucky by Cara)

"Man, I got dat fire! Where is Moses?"

by Cara April 13, 2004

Moses

Pank's second favorite.

"moses! moses! MOSES!"

by hooning inc April 8, 2008

Mosed

To flake; to ditch or bail last minute; to mislead about future plans; or to completely bounce without goodbye.

Where is Daryl at? I can't find him anywhere. He must have mosed.

by Moses1011 June 7, 2011

The Moses

A sex move; when she is menstruating and you part her vagina lips with your hands to lick her clitoris. Therefore, parting the red sea.

My chick was raggin' last night so I did The Moses before I ate her out.

by P.C Rickshaw October 16, 2010

Moses

Giving somebody a moses is when you hit somebody with a sheet of paper in the testicles and their balls part each side.

"Wow, you gave me a moses!"

by Kersmith April 13, 2006

Moses

When your girl is on her period and you spread her lips

Yo I just pulled a Moses on this girl last night, parted her lips like the Red Sea

by JorJorBinks14 May 14, 2020

moses

king of the fucking jews!

''Moses will you please spare some bread?''said Marry. ''Fuck no bitch I aint gettin you shit you fucking jew!'' said Moses.

by Dusten October 15, 2006