mortified runner

A super crazy hyperactive dog that runs fast

Dukas runs like a mortified runner

by Omychiz October 21, 2017

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Mortimer

noun.-A Male Having unusually large testicles. Usually with a small or just average penis size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his testicles.
Ant.- un-Mortimer

also shortened to be "mort"

Brandon got pantsed, his ball's are unbelievable, what a mortimer.

by Ransom Hob July 25, 2008

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Mortified

Literally means so embarrassed you are horrified, but illiterates use it to just mean horrified with no embarrassment nor shame.

I was so mortified when I heard my mother died.

by Amanitaa December 26, 2025

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Mortifixtion

Verb; to die a painful death

The gods sentenced him to mortifixtion,slowly facing his end through dismemberment.

by Mythologywords December 11, 2011

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mostifer

A name referring to an idiot in the lgbtq community that won't shut up about being the best

God mostifer is screaming in the hallway agian

by Thatgingerbich May 26, 2022

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mostifer

Mostifer:
A gen z, trans, gay, activist who always has great opinions on hot topics even though Mostifer sometimes may get hot headed about the British and gingers

Mostifer was at the abortion rally yesterday.

by Thatginger420 June 3, 2022

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