morshed

It is a stupid freeking name who loves to make people from itself. But it is very sweet and it's brain is getting mad by age. And it loves to irritate students.

Morshed: Hey you what is your problem.......yeah something like this....

by thuyj November 24, 2019

Moosed

Moosed is the definition of drunk or stoned!

i was moosed lastnight man had to much drink!

by Michael Long September 27, 2005

moosed

To completely and utterly destroy whatever you are trying to fix, more specifically a piece of computer hardware.

I tried to install my new CPU, but I completely moosed up the socket and caught my room on fire at the same time.

by drainpip May 10, 2010

Moosed

To feel lethargic or run down.

"I had a huge night last night and today I feel totally moosed."

by Ice Jackson September 7, 2008

Moosedogging

the act of going betting the maximum amount of chips/money in a hand of Texas Hold 'em poker when you have a bad hand, such as the infamous seven-two off suit.

"Whoa, how did you get all of your money back Gary Coleman?"

"Why, thank you for asking, MC Hammer. I got it by Moosedogging with Joshua Jackson and the Jonas Brothers. Boy, were they ever mad!"

by Chewbacca at Degrassi April 28, 2009

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

moosedick

1. When born, mistaken for a dildo.
2. Walking penis head
3. Colin Pussywillow Ovaltree
4. If a moosedick was a person........well.....Colin.

Colin "moosedick" Ovaltree is funny looking.

by Civonicpauljoshbrandon February 9, 2004