My adult daughter and son often call me to catch up on what is going on...and...quite often...I hear a toilet flush in the background. That's when I start shrieking "You're talking to me and pooping too??!? Again??!? Really??!?
So I just started thinking that in this crazy hectic life that we live...it must be really hard to find time to fit in the really important things...Like:
CALLING MOM.
I just came up with the word: Moop or Mooping: Calling Mom whilst making a Poop!
This definition could be placed under two different categories: Multitasking and Pooping.
So I just started thinking that in this crazy hectic life that we live...it must be really hard to find time to fit in the really important things...Like:
CALLING MOM.
I just came up with the word: Moop or Mooping: Calling Mom whilst making a Poop!
This definition could be placed under two different categories: Multitasking and Pooping.
Wife: (shouting from the kitchen) "Babe...Dinner's ready!" Husband: (responding from the bathroom) "Be a few minutes Honey...I'm making a Moop!" or "I'm Mooping, Hon...It'll have to wait!"
by BubbyBear/BabyCakesMomma February 12, 2014
by ~Ineverknowsbest@hotmail December 19, 2007
Someone of African decent. Someone that claims that they are caucasian, but has dark hair and dark skin; such as a Spaniard or a Sicilian.
If my daughter ever brought a moop home, I'd shoot him right in his face,
Moops can't swim very well.
The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD
Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.
Moops can't swim very well.
The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD
Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.
by Systolic November 27, 2006
The mixture of excrement and mud on the floor of a Johnny-On-The-Spot, especially found at rainy festivals.
1. I went to the bathroom and sat my purse right in a patch of moop.
2. Under the tent at the festival, there was a stench that made us all wonder if what we were walking in was not mud, but actually moop.
2. Under the tent at the festival, there was a stench that made us all wonder if what we were walking in was not mud, but actually moop.
by PopeDarren September 17, 2008
1. (noun): a small part or string on the end of the mop.
2. (verb): when used as a verb, this means something so terrible that nobody can even begin to explain its meaning. NEVER EVER USE MOOP AS A VERB!!!
2. (verb): when used as a verb, this means something so terrible that nobody can even begin to explain its meaning. NEVER EVER USE MOOP AS A VERB!!!
Good example:
"Mom, most of the moops on the mop are worn out so were gonna need a new mop."
Bad example:
"I'm gonna go moop the floor!"
(Sorry if I offended anyone with that bad example, but you all must be prepared to hear it as a verb)
"Mom, most of the moops on the mop are worn out so were gonna need a new mop."
Bad example:
"I'm gonna go moop the floor!"
(Sorry if I offended anyone with that bad example, but you all must be prepared to hear it as a verb)
by Hi Erin/Alex February 17, 2008
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by Bunnylove1 April 09, 2011