moota

First used in M:tG circles. Can be used as an adjective or adverb.

Adv: very, extremely.
Adj: serious, considerable.

"That deck is some moota beatdown."

by Snugglehaups March 22, 2005

moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form

you are such a mootard!

by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003

moostache

mustache that forms on one's upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

Jenny wiped at her moostache with the back of her hand after polishing off a half a bag of Oreo's and a large cold glass of milk.

by Radishing July 30, 2012

Moostache

The word you say when you run your finger in between the mouth and the nose, where a moustache would grow. You do this to someone just for fun.

Josh walked up to Jesse and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Robert walked by Josh and ran his finger by his face while saying, "Moostache."
Josh walked by Claudia and ren his finger by her face while saying, "Moostache."

by Josh Courtoreille February 6, 2007

Mootastic

Describing something wonderful, surprising, awesome, or pertaining to cows, or the word moo.

That is so mootastic!

by Isabelle Johnson May 28, 2010

Mookanightus

The next level up from being a mook. Some would call one who is a "mookanightus" the king of all mooks. Ussually drinks shitty vodka such as wolfschmidt or dubra, and uses it to lure under-aged girls to a even shittier car (such as a 1980's model purple/ moave honda civic. Tends to work at Lucy's Chicken, and has been known to fish for long periods of time. Main goal in life is to procreate, get shitted, and spread stds. Also see STD-K

Person A: Dude that kid Kyle DK is such a mook, I cant believe he drinks that shit and lures girls into his civic with it.

Person B: Nah dude, hes past the point of being a mook. He has entered the level of MOOKANIGHTUS.

Person A: Shit dude, I didn't realize. I better go hide my younger sister.

by Leeeeeeroy JEEEEEHHNKINS March 8, 2011