mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

Mook

A hit of a bong bowl packed with tobacco and weed either layered or mixed. Usually results in a mookface and/or becoming a mook goblin.

Take a mook and walk a mile is something you can't do!
I like to walk around with my mookface!

by Large Feline January 08, 2019

mook

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?

by Hannibal Cannabis February 28, 2018

Mook

A nuclear cow

Look at the mook!

by Wiiiiinnnnnsssstttttoooonnnn October 24, 2019

mooking

An act of necrophelia in which 1 person puts his mouth in or around the corpse's private area and 1 climbs up a ladder and jumps on the stomach of the dead body, shooting fecal matter and intestines into the other's mouth.

They were gonna go mooking, but the dead body had decomposed too much already.

by boyzRhot December 29, 2009

Mook

A slur used mostly for ignorant Italians.

1)Giovanni, would you shut up you fuckin' mook!

2)Lookidiss fuckin' mook bastid

by pseudonym faggotry July 12, 2008

mook

A New York-ism, derived from the English/Irish slang, "moke," for donkey. A contemptible person capable of criminal behavior who is best avoided.

"You mooks gedda fuggouta heah or I'll lock ya's up."

by geoffharvard May 18, 2015