manstraction

(n). A distraction that involves a man (either directly or indirectly). Refers to a distraction that is being caused by a man, whether it is intentional or not.

1. Lindsay was trying to study but her boyfriend was a manstraction.

2. There are so many manstractions at the co-ed gym Mary goes to so she always slacks on her workout.

by couscous1280 November 11, 2009

monsurat

she is a dark girl with a gap in her teeth just like Bernice.......she is fun to be with and well mannered despite her silly and crazy attitude......she is very good in cooking beans unlike Bernice that knows how to cook egusi....a lover of chiffon materials and different colours of scarf......she's is good in calculations

Bernice: I feel like eating beans
rantie: have u tried #chefmonsurat beans

by rantimi February 6, 2020

menstration

It is the male version of PMS. When a male is having mood swings and just actting like an ass.

I asked flemroid how was his day and he said "fuck you I dont need this shit right now" then goes to the cabinet and gets some potato chips sits on the couch and watches Oprah. Flem had Menstration so hard he was actting like a middle aged house wife.

by CANINE February 19, 2008

Manstration

When she just got back from a week at her grandmother's house and hasn't been touched in forever so you just take one for the team and after like the sixth time in a half hour that you've cummed it doesn't even feel good at all it's just incredibly painful but you keep going because she's still horny and finally on the seventh time when your dick is just shouting out "STOP STOP" you have a weak hellaciously painful nothing of an ejaculation and realize that blood just came out your dick.

Doctor: You've ruptured your vas diverenze, seminal vescicals, popped one testical and backed up your epididimus with coagulated blood and seman. if you have sex again in the next year you will die. How did this happen?

You: Manstration

by The Lonliet Monk January 11, 2008

MANSTRATING

when a man has taken it hard in the ass and needs to wear a kotex to absorb the fluids,is in a bitchy mood and won't have sex for a week

what is that lump in his shorts,he must be manstrating. that poor bastaed

by JEFF KOWALSKI March 13, 2008

Pac-Menstrate

A creature of the green blob family, most closely related to the Ass Goblin . Feasts on the discarded placenta and uteran lining of hot american women between 14 and 50. Lives a fufilled life in alleigence with Dallas rock band Next Day Fight, forever engaged battle with its mortal enemy The YeastMaster .

That Pac-Menstrate bent that bitch right the fuck over. BaBam!

by ryan April 17, 2003

monstramental

Monstrously monumental

We power-towered dat girl last night, it was so monstramental we fist bumped after.

by Xavier Teets March 14, 2011