monstertard

A word usually describing a burly man, with forearms that have the same diameter as a sewer pipe. A monstertard's mental capacity is lower than that of the average tard. Monstertards have been known to smash concrete with their bare hands when angered. Avoid eye contact at all costs.

Kyle Henshaw is a such a monstertard.

by pandaman054 January 23, 2011

monstertard

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.

That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...

by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006

monstercam

In the movies/TV, we sometimes see the characters from the point of view of some as-yet-unseen monster. The camera frequently pans back and forth or moves through tall grass or bushes. The purpose is to help build suspense.

Something is stalking the survivors on Lost, but we mostly only see the monstercam footage.

by Dan among Den March 7, 2008

_.monstera_

_.monstera_ is an amazing mutual and a amazing tik tok creator. She posts great context and is an amazing person and is v funny. In addition she is a mitski fan which is great bc who tf doesn’t like mitski??? She is also v pretty and I’m jelous of her beauty.

“_.monstera_ is so pretty and funny I am so lucky to be her mutual”

by ilytmitsuri June 23, 2021

_.monstera_

Ceo of light mode on tiktok

person 1: “ Hey did you hear _.monstera_ has light mode on tiktok”
person 2 : “ew. thats so gross”
_.monstera_: “:((“

by deeznutshatelightmode June 23, 2021

Monserrat

Monserrat is a loving and beautiful person she is amazing, and she is talented she’s honest with everyone and anyone she will never make drama. Monserrat is very sweet she will help anyone in need even if she doesn’t know them or don’t like them. She is loyal, down to earth, and she is really smart she is the best friend anyone could ask for

Monserrat is the best friend anyone could ask for

by #Yourmom November 21, 2021

Monserrat

passionate and emotional. she always help you get through hard times. She is no way shallow and has a huge heart. people hate on her buts it’s because they will never be her because she is just her. She is smart, talented, beautiful and kind. If you ever meet a Monserrat never let he go. Wife her as fast as you can. A Monserrat is vary loving loyal and kind you will always think of her and you will always want to be with her.

Girl 1: who’s that ?

Girl 2: that’s Monserrat I wish I was her

Girl 1: Me too

by Anonymous user Indian hacker 4 February 12, 2023